Words of wisdom

From the fortune cookie that came with dinner this evening:

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

My dad will greatly appreciate this.


24 Responses to “Words of wisdom”  

  1. 1 Butler Miller

    About six months ago, I got the following fortune cookie.

    You or a close friend will be married within a year.

    I got married about three weeks ago. Go figure.

  2. 2 OldTasty

    Ha, I got almost exactly that back in 1988 — “You will be married within a year.” The reason I know it was 1988 is because I dated it and carried it around in my wallet, waiting for the prediction to come true. It was only off by a couple of decades…

  3. 3 Steve Smith

    I usually smile when I get a ticket. I deserve every parking ticket I have ever gotten. I take the ticket like it is like a parking fee that I tend to avoid, but occasionally get hit.

    Enjoy the heat

    SS

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